I was at Sonic Drive-In last night. While there, I noticed a sign for a 50¢ corndog night coming up next week. I sat there thinking to myself that I must come back around to Sonic that evening.
Then my historical recall kicked in. The last time I was at this Sonic and asked to make sure my corndogs weren’t burnt, they came back a very plain color of brown. Not once, but twice.
I quickly kicked in to math class mode. I have a box of corndogs at home from Walmart. It cost me about $4. There are 8 corndogs in the box.
“Dude! You have 50¢ corndogs at home!”
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